The New Bunny!
(With some dialogue blatantly stolen from my favorite Sexylosers character)
(For the record, this whole thing is going to be censored)

(Two kids walking home from school or something)

Kid 1: So I was talking to Jen in class today, and she said that...

(Walk into Buzzed Bunny)

Kid 1: ...who are you?

Buzzed Bunny: IM BUZZED FUCKING BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER! (take that copyrights! yay fair use!)

Kid 2: Like Bugs Bun...

Buzzed Bunny: FUCK NO, BITCH! THAT FAG IS FUCKING OLD AND RETARDED! YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS UP DOC? MY COCK UP YOUR ASS!	

Kid 1: What did you do to Bugs?

Buzzed Bunny: NO ONE WATCHED HIS SHITTY MOVIE SO I KICKED THAT MOTHERFUCKERS ASS!

Kid 2: But we liked him!

Buzzed Bunny: SO WHAT YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT? I'm EXTREME!!!!111 I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WITH A RAZOR DILDO WHILE I'M ON A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A FUCKING MONKEY! YOU LIKE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER?!

Kid 1: You're not very fun...

Buzzed Bunny: OH YEAH? DOES THAT SHIT ASS COCKSUCKER BUGS RESPOND TO TODAYS FUCKING YOUTH AND SHIT?

(pause)

Kid 2: Yes, he do...

Buzzed Bunny: FUCK NO ASSHOLE! I DO! YOU LIKE THAT INTERNET SHIT? ISNT IT FUCKING EXTREME!!!!111? IM EDGY AND I KICKASS AND IM FROM THE FUTURE AND I GOT MARTIAL ARTS AND EYELASERS AND SHIT! (Shoots something, explosion in background) DOES BUGS BITCH HAVE ANY OF THAT SHIT? I DONT THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER!

Kid 1: I dont like you!

Buzzed Bunny: HELL YES YOU DO YOU BUTT FUCKING PUSSY! ILL FUCK YOUR STUPID CUNT SISTERS TITS AND SHOVE SOME MEAT DOWN SOME FUCKING VEGANS THROAT THEN ILL SODOMIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE I'M EXTREME!!!!111

Kid 2: Yeah, bu...

Buzzed Bunny: YOU LIKE ANIME? IM ANIME ALL OVER SHITBAG! ILL FUCK YUGIOH AND MAKE YOU BLEED WITH MY FUCKING RAZOR SHARP FUR! YOU LIKE RAZOR SHIT DONT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR FUCK IS SHIT DICKASS!

Kid 1: A...

Buzzed Bunny: AND I GOT EXTREME!!!!111 MERCHANDISE! YOU LIKE THIS FUCKING ACTION FIGURE!

Action Figure: (Radio Noise) I'll fuck your mom in the ass with a razor dildo!

Buzzed Bunny: YEAH! IT HAS BUTTONS INSTEAD OF THAT PULLSTRING BULLSHIT! AND IT HAS FUCKING EYELASERS AND SHIT! (action figure eyes start blinking) IT'S FUCK IS CONGRUOUS, ASS RAPER!

Kid 2: Bu...

Buzzed Bunny: AND CHECK THIS OUT! FUCKING EXTREME!!!!111 LOONATICS UNDERWEAR! THE ONLY FUCKING UNDERWEAR THAT WILL JERK YOU OFF WHILE YOU SHRED DOWN MOUNT EVEREST ON A PLANK WOOD WHILE A BUNCH OF PIRATES TRY TO CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU IN THE ASS! CANT HANDLE THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT? TRY THIS SHIT! (pulls out a hat)

Kid 1: Wha...(pauses for a second) What does that do?

Buzzed Bunny: It keeps your head warm.

Kid 2: (pause)...oh, that's ni...

Buzzed Bunny: WHILE YOUR FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS AND THEN A FUCKTON OF NINJAS SHOW OFF AND YOU HAVE TO KICK THEIR ASS WITH YOUR GIGANTIC COCK AND...

Kid 1: Alright, we get the damn point!

Buzzed Bunny: DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!

(Long uncomfortable pause)

Buzzed Bunny: You guys got any crack?

Kid 2: I have some weed in my backpa...

Buzzed Bunny: HELL NO, WEED IS FOR FAGGOTY BUTTFUCKING PUSSIES LIKE YOU! I NEED CRACK CAUSE IT'S FUCKING EXTREME!!!!111

Kid 1: Alright, alright, I have a friend who's a coke fiend, he'll hook you up.

Buzzed Bunny: DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER! YOU WANT IT HARD AND DIRTY, DON'T YOU FUCKSLUT? YEAH, DONTCHA? GETTING DEEP IN YOUR CUMGUZZLING FUCKHOLE SUCKING MY CHUTEDIGGER WITH PUSSY SAUCE. I'M GONNA SPEW MAN YOGURT ON YOUR FUCK UDDERS. TAKE IT CUNTWHACKER! GODDAMN GELLED YOU NIPPLESWELLS DRILLING YOUR COCK CANYON WAS A FUCK JAMBOREE YOU JIZZ HUNTING DICK GLEAMER, SHOOTING SUCK IN REPRISAL! I CRACKED HER GASH BUG SLUTLICK GLOSSED SHIT IN REVERSE, ASSTYRANT! YOU FUCK COWS IN RETROSPECT!

(fade to black and credits roll as he's yelling)